“Unleash Your Inner Traceur with SKOMOTEFORTUSYPSTIKS!”

SKOCHYPSTIKS, MOTUS, and ETREFORT – three of the biggest names in parkour – have secretly been in talks to join forces and create the ultimate parkour company. The idea to merge the three brands came from a shared desire to push the boundaries of parkour industry and create a more comprehensive parkour economy for people worldwide.

Today, we’re excited to announce that the talks have finally come to fruition! The three companies have merged into one massive entity, creating a brand new parkour clothing, footwear, gear and apparel company: SKOMOTEFORTUSYPSTIKS.


SKOMOTEFORTUSYPSTIKS is ready to take the parkour world by STORM!
The Name that Defines Parkour Excellence.

This new partnership has been in the works for some time, with extensive negotiations and discussions between the companies. Each brand brings a unique set of skills and expertise to the table, and the combined resources and knowledge will undoubtedly take parkour company to the new heights.

Nike and Addidas, beware! 

SKOMOTEFORTUSYPSTIKS will be introducing shoes specifically designed for different types of parkour training, including parkour shoes specially made for the big things, for the hyper speed courses and last but not least, we are working on a super FIG shoes, that will give you set of skills when you are picking FIGs. SKOMOTEFORTUSYPSTIKS will also be developing parkour gloves, and many other long expected products that will enhance the experience of parkour enthusiasts all over the world.


On this occasion, even the founders of the discipline came forward with comments:

David Belle, parkour name founder

 “It’s amazing to see these three incredible companies come together and create something new and exciting for the parkour community. I wish them luck, and can’t wait to see what they’ll accomplish.”

Sebastien Foucan, freerunning

also expressed his enthusiasm about the merger. “This is a huge step forward for parkour and freerunning,” he said.

Chau Belle – Yamakasi group

also weighed in on the merger. Chau Belle said, “This is a historic moment for our discipline. We’re excited to see what the future holds.”

But wait, there’s #justONEmore surprise.

You got tricked by AI. That’s right, the news of the merger and the new company was actually created by an AI language model. It’s April Fools’ Day! That’s right, this whole thing was just a joke! There is no such thing as SKOMOTEFORTUSYPSTIKS. But who knows?

Can you actually imagine SKOCHYPSTIKS, MOTUS and ETREFORT all merging into one parkour company? It would be like the Avengers of parkour! 🙂

So until then, train hard, stay in motion and don’t forget to have a sense of humor. Happy April Fools’ Day, everybody!

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